2 days ago with 171,353 notes Reblog

bonkalore:

anubianpagan:

everythingfox:

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This is so dramatic

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acharliebrownchristmas:

Human beings be like I must create something or i will kill myself

(Source: techgnosticism)

2 weeks ago with 4,687 notes Reblog

doubledzsi:

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3 weeks ago with 123,462 notes Reblog
bled:
“It’s a miracle we ever met by Hallie Bateman
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bled:

It’s a miracle we ever met by Hallie Bateman

3 weeks ago with 72,132 notes Reblog

gallifreyanwriter:

perlukafarinn:

every time supernatural references fortnite i think of that screencap with steve buscemi going ‘what’s up fellow kids’

Every time they do WHAT

3 weeks ago with 36,544 notes Reblog

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jenroses:

cherryaid-fountain:

jemthecrystalgem:

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cheshiretiffy:

pats-a-lats:

Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes.

So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she’s here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were on the couch and we kissed (scandalous, I know) and she saw it, and I’m pretty sure that’s the first time she’s seen us be affectionate, that’s neither here nor there.

So today she tells Dale she’s “uncomfortable” here and wants him to move out because she thinks me and my lady are going to hit on her or something, she doesn’t like living with lesbians, cause it’s not “normal”, so now I’m pissed. Then, Dale goes, “well you don’t live here, so it shouldn’t be a problem, just stop coming over”…things escalated and Dale is trying to break up with her, but she won’t leave our house….she locked herself in Dales room.

So, Dale barges in my room wearing a bathrobe and goes, “call every lesbian you know, we’re smoking this bitch out!” Then turns around and whips his robe like a cape…

And that’s the story of how there are 8 lesbians climbing through the window of Dales room…

Holy shit.

This is glorious

I like Dale. He’d break up with a bigoted girlfriend and he wears bathrobes like a cape. Not everyone would wear a bathrobe like a cape.

Some heros wear capes

I… have only seen this in screenshots.

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3 weeks ago with 347,935 notes Reblog
vorecrimes:
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“ squeezemetillipop:
“ hornsandblackwool:
“ Are straight white people okay????
What is...

vorecrimes:

charybdis-sans-fond:

imsuchacapricorn:

imsuchacapricorn:

caffeinatedcorvid:

lady-caryatid:

daffodyke:

doctormemes:

symmetraismygf:

squeezemetillipop:

hornsandblackwool:

Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

People like this exist. Interesting.

this story has a part 2

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THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are

I thought it was the same person ngl.

I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it.

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THERE’S AN UPDATE

Stephanie is a true hero.

my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means there’s AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasn’t caught yet

(Source: goldhornsandblackwool)

3 weeks ago with 295,943 notes Reblog
kim-kartrashcan:
“I mean…I’d be concerned too
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kim-kartrashcan:

I mean…I’d be concerned too

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3 weeks ago with 206,821 notes Reblog

madein-losangeles:

quietly-islayem:

00incognegro:

Just walk Jalen

Damn Jalen please walk

He be ready to get tf outta there.

(Source: everydayfixxx)

3 weeks ago with 28,685 notes Reblog
bloodmunster:
“For christmas I wished for Stephen Fry and as we were eating our christmas dinner my dad made me go outside and back in and this is what I met
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Still the funniest christmas gift I have ever gotten

bloodmunster:

For christmas I wished for Stephen Fry and as we were eating our christmas dinner my dad made me go outside and back in and this is what I met

Still the funniest christmas gift I have ever gotten

3 weeks ago with 36,453 notes Reblog
morgoth47:
“ William Bouguereau - Les Oréades ; Internet edition :-D
‘cause you know, someone on the internet might get offended.
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morgoth47:

William Bouguereau - Les Oréades ; Internet edition :-D

‘cause you know, someone on the internet might get offended.

3 weeks ago with 134,226 notes Reblog
truth coming out of her well to shame mankind (tumblr safe version)

plaidadder:

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poupon:

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This is it… this is the height of what memes and memetic culture can do and the purpose they can serve, and why it’s so important to have this freedom of expression and exchange. Protest, reference, the instant connection of ideas, heavy weighted messages conveyed by the simplest of means. This image speaks volumes about the state of internet politics right now, and it does so by omitting the most important and recognizable part of itself.

Also, look at the quality here and the effort the artist put into making Truth’s erasure so disturbingly seamless. 

3 weeks ago with 89,131 notes Reblog

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