Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
More pics -including a crochet Tardis- at "Crafty is Cool".
these are glorious. GLORIOUS.
THEY EVEN GOT DAVIDS HAIR CLOSE TO EXACT.Omfg 6!
a cup of tea
Everytime Peter Jackson sneezes, one of his cast brings him tea.
aaaaand of course it’s benedict bringing him tea and then apologizing for doing so fucking ENGLISHMEN
Hendrick ter Brugghen (1588-1629)
Bacchante with an Ape (Detail)
Oil on canvas, 1627
Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that isn’t metal as fuck get out of my face
YOUR ORGANS THOUGH IM SO SORRY LADIES
How the hell do woman survive this?
Seriously it surprises me how many people don’t know a couple things about pregnancy and babies:
women would not survive 10 months of pregnancy they would die
A baby is nowhere near as developed as it should be to be out in the world at 9 months, but the human body has not evolved to push anything past the size of the head out, everything else the baby is can stretch and squash but the head
the vagina can’t handle anything bigger than the head at 9 months of development so we have to give birth.
But babies actually need longer than that, really, it’s why they’re such a mess when they’re born and why they’re completely dependent on care, can’t walk, can’t do anything. Note most other animals can when they are born. Babies are born too early, it’s kind of a huge and secret flaw in human evolution. I found it really interesting, so thought I’d share.
It’s to do with a combination of walking upright and big brains! Hips designed for upright walking are not the best hips to give birth with, and it gets worse the bigger your baby’s head is. Evolution’s had to compromise, meaning that babies have had to be born earlier as human brain size has increased. And that meant that human babies are more dependent on their mother (or any adult for that matter) for survival than other apes for longer, which increased human sociality and capacity for learning…
“Remus Dobby Potter, you were named after the two people who actually gave a shit about my well being. One of them was a house elf and I’d much rather see you become that than a fucking Slytherin. Don’t come back unless you’re wearing red and gold you little shit.”